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(bleeps and assorted crankings as the computers continue
their regular breeding rituals)
Man: do you have the time?
Ancient Lady: ....
Man: excuse me, ma'am... do you have the time?
Ancient Lady: ack.... acK! ... phummph .... ACK ACK ACK!
Man: MY GOD!
Ancient Lady: ....
(computer sounds grow louder to an eternal end)
"PLEAAASE COME WITHME"
Man: (coughing uncontrollably) i....want this to... this (hack hack) this is not...
"PLEAAASSEEE COMEWITHME"
Ancient Lady: ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK!
"THANNNNNK YOUUUU"